Because We Never Need a Reason for a Chuck Norris Post!

These are courtesy of Aaron.  Until he gets a blog of his own, I am grateful for the funny material he supplies for use on my blog.

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

1.      Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

2.      Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3.      Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4.      The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5.      If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

6.      Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

7.      Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word “hunting” implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

8.      Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

9.      Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry–the man ate an Indian.

10.     In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

11.     There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist

The Nerdiest Things About Me

I know I tend to make fun of people on this blog at a fairly alarming frequency. So, to prove that I can also make fun of myself, here you go: nerd stuff about Liz:

I watch Battlestar Galactica! It’s true: I love that show. I love the nerdy “robots are taking over the world” premise. I love the nerdy idea of flying around in a little space craft deal, shooting down other space craft deals–enemy ones, who also happen to be trying to end my existence and the human race.

I also love robots in real life. I do. I even own one. I posted about this already, though.

I sometimes snort when I laugh really hard, sort of like Steve Urkel.

I participated in an academic challenge in high school (and junior high), and took it very seriously. Turks also did this with me a few times, just for the record. It was called “Pace Bowl.” If you actually know what that is, you qualify for the nerd hall of fame.

I like Jeopardy.

I like to dress up. Mostly for Halloween, but not only for Halloween.

I sometimes quote Star Wars.

I like to organize things. My husband also pointed out that I like to read books about organizing things.

I do like watching the History Channel, but I don’t think that’s nerdy.

I like watching infomercials, which is nerdy.

My nickname in my third grade class was “the human dictionary.” I was good at spelling. So what?

I like sweater vests. Not on me. On other people.

I have a lot of allergies. You know how nerds on TV are always allergic to things? Well, I had an allergic reaction once that made my entire face swell up and turn red.

I like grammar. True, this is necessary for my job. But I liked it before then.

I really do like argyle.

I would go on, but I figure at this rate I have enough info for a new post. So, check back later for “The Nerdiest Things About Me, Part 2.”